Does anyone give a flying fuck?
I'm watching it even though I just found out it was on half an hour ago. That was enough time to get me hyped to the max, then Coldplay and the fat unfunny twat from that thing on bbc 3 came on and spoilt it.
The Brit Awards
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Nope but we're watching it anyway. Got a 100% success rate on predicting the winners so far.
I'm being made to watch it. I'll probably have one more glass of wine then go to bed. Bored as fuck.
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I do like Rhianna mind.
That must be difficult, predicting Adele to win everything she's nominated for. I forgot it was on. I'm obviously watching Gypo Weddings.
Never mind that shite, George Michael is off his fucking nut.
I know I'm slightly drunk, but how many years has this Adel album been out?
One benefit of third-age is that I haven't been exposed to her catalogue. I heard a bit of the Pavements one once, but I saw it coming and turned off my ears.
When she talks all I can picture is Alan Carr in drag.
It's even more confusing when she's been on Chatty Man. I thought it was CGI.
I wonder who she was making the single finger salute at? Probably all of the suckers who bought her album.
Blur were a bit pish.
O my gawd, 'ello, awright, fank you, yeah... It's been a good year an' all tha', an' I done some music wha' people's liked - I mean, I know I ain' pre'y or skinny or nuthin', but that don' ma'er, does it? - nah, it's all 'bout peddlin' feelins and fairmlies an' luv 'n' tings. This all makes me feel good after tha' nonsense wha' they wen' an' wrote, wan' it, 'cause I fort it were well bang ou' of ordah wha' they said abou' me dress makin' me look like a fron' door an' tha' ¹. An' I'd like to say to all o' you watchin': if I can do it with nuthin' but generic shou'y soul ², you all can't neether, 'cause I'm the special one up 'ere with the voice an' you's all mugs. But forget I said tha' and believe in yer talents, yeah - I mean, I know you ain't got none, but chins up - so thats you all keep buyin' me albums. Cor, gawd bless, fanks then, bye.
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² Wha' tha' wankah Escape ain' even listened to.
The winners list was littered with crap, and the nominees were little better.
A coasting Foo Fighters were still the best choice in International Group, which was fair enough I guess, though I'm sure someone better could have nominated. I'd have picked Foster The People over Lana Del Ray, but basically everyone else was crap.
Do people actually watch that thing? Sounds atrocious.
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Escape, you funny!
Foster the who?
Lana Del Ray has to be the most awkward human being of all time. She should stick to being pouty and willowy and leave the talking to people who can talk.
How did Sam and Mick get on?
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Adelemania's a bit shit. You can garrantee if her throat surgery went tits up she'd have been looting like the rest of the pondlife last August.
Seeing Blur on there was a bit disconcerting.
Just glad it wasn't Pop Will Eat Itself or The Wonderstuff.
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Congratulations everybody!!
I won a Brit. I couldn't go through with it, though :0(
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Where was the satirical riposte that was the Brat awards this year?
Turned on TV, saw a Gallagher singing whining some dreary tosh, turned off TV.
I'd never heard her speak so wondered what you were on about because for some reason I thought she was Welsh. Burst out laughing when I saw the clip on the news. It's uncanny.
Awards confirming what fuck music is.
The Brit looked like a bottle of shampoo
Sounds like a reassuring measuring board for fame's minimum height.
I still haven't.
She may be a rather inarticulate speaker, but she can certainly sing better than most.
Is she not this decade's dinner-party Dido?
Quite possibly, but that's more a case of what she sings rather than how. I think she's more likely to release an interesting album than Dido, whose stuff was always yawn-inducingly bland.
Is true, Dido was more mid-afternoon at the hair salon.
Still think your "aural blackface" term covers it as far as anyone need bother Escobar.