Hola Halo.

LesterUnlimited's picture

Believe :)
Billy's epic video montage.




On Saturday September 8th 2007, 0856, Wolf At The Door released the Halo 2 Rankings, "After playing Halo 2 (almost solidly) for the last 6 months and it's imminent departure for the third coming, I have decided to inject some debate into the thread for a final push in the last 2 weeks of it's successful life. So, here it is, Tree Finger's league table of Halo 2 players!"

1. Tree Finger - Some know Him as the Great One, teh pwnerer or just His Majesty, but most know him simply as God.

2. Salohcin83 - The former number 1 was showing signs of aging and devolving , retired at just the right time.

3. Stray Android - His passion for game shone through right till the latter stages where others failed.

4. Fidace - Susceptible to 'lag' and random fits of rage, but this temperamental Aussie is not to be taken lightly.

5. Gremill - Ice cool under pressure, the thin lipped Scot is not to be messed with, also renowned for the odd sublime display.

6. Hulka T - Some call him a n00b, others a trained n00b, but we don't care, 'cos he's such a great cracker.

7. Lester - Held back by his girlfriend - needs to reassess his options if to progress up the league.

8. Mendez - All bark and no bite. This little rascal is prone to catastrophe (and more then the occasional loose grenade. Avoid at all costs.

9. Doog Nam - His fall from grace has been more dramatic then your average Stephen Spielberg epic. The Leeds United/Paul Gascoigne/Amy Winehouse of Halo.[/quote]





On Friday 30th December 2007,1647, Wolf At The Door released the Halo 3 Rankings, "So here it is, it's what you've all been waiting for..."

Basically, there are 3 tiers, you can call them what you like, that contain roughly the skill levels where I feel everyone is at. Of course everyone has good days and bad days when they do better then others so I have tried to level performances out as much as possible.

At the end of the day, it's just a bit of fun and banter to go round, which is what makes the game so fun to play. Enjoy!

Stray Android - evolved his Halo 2 skills to break into the top tier. A solid player, but can be too much of a 'Lone Wolf'.
Mendez117 - Prone to reciting poems of recent defeats, but doesn’t hold him back from being a fine player.
Fidace - Still moaning, but we still love him. In some-what of a mid-life crisis, but still possesses the skillz, pull through my friend.

Boscard - King of the air, pro in training, but needs to communicate more.
Lester - the people's favourite, aww yeaah this Halo 2 vet has all the skills to progress, just needs to show the inner strength to lose the girlfriend for the greater good.
Dr Oatker - unsatisfying morning after pizza: flavourless, cold and past its sell by date. Maybe time to move on.
Knight - loud mouthed, brash and temperamental newbie who tries to punch above his weight, helps you always put things in perspective; some people are worse off than you.
Gremill - Needs to differentiate between Dreadnaughts and StormBolter turrets. Brings the rest of Team Brokeback down to earth with his insults to any Americans who dare get in his way.

Cuckoo - the new kid on the block, has the basic skills and can compete in a decent fight. Just needs to learn a few more 'tricks of the trade' to advance.
Funkstained - great guy with desire to be the best, I’m sure he will get there eventually, practice makes perfect!
Lawrence - n00b in training, just needs to gain the experience and get used to the game.


Honourable mentions
Hulka - 'Team Awesome' member whose time on Halo 3 has not been what it was on Halo 2.
Wimborne - claims to be pr0, haven't seen enough of him in action.
Manse - non-forumite Aussie Halo 2 vet.[/quote]


On Monday, 13 September 2010 - A Hero Would Rise.

"LesterUnlimited" wrote:
All hail Ddubs Ultimate Awesum Super Overlord of Teh Awesum!


And the Halo Gods smiled upon him and said "You are teh awesum"[/quote]


The Edge Covenant.

Edge 192, September 2008. Page 19, Verse 1.







[size=18][color=blue]Ultimate Halo: Adventures of Edge, Their Epic Winz and Epic Failz.[/color][/size]

The Movies.
Billy: Boscard Gets Stuck Under A Scorpion.
NMD: Halo 3 'tage - Sticks & Some Snipes.

The Stills.
Bosco: Wraithcapade.

Bosco, Tree & Android: Misc.

Android: Misc.

[url=http://forums.edge-online.com/viewtopic.php?t=5880&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=3675]Face: The Joys of Hornet Flight.

Android: Misc.[/url]

Android: HULLO THERE BUDDY, WATCHA DOIN DOWN THERE?

LesterUnlimited: It's All In The Reflexes.

Android: Misc.

[url=http://forums.edge-online.com/viewtopic.php?t=5880&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=3925]MrBrains: Misc.

Knight: Oh dear, Lester what have you done?

LesterUnlimited: BluBom of Deaths.[/url]

Bosco: Night Knight.

Android: Spartan Laser is Now My Favourite Weapon To Use, So Quick, So Easy, So satisfying.

Android: The Rhino, The Wrist Watch and The One Winged Angel.

Android: ZOMG WE R TEH DEADZORZ.

Tree: a-Tree-tion game.

Android: Tree: "UNICORN, UNICORN, I UNICORNED KNIGHT!"

[url=http://forums.edge-online.com/viewtopic.php?t=5880&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=4400]Android: KILL STEAL, MUST KILL STEAL.

LesterUnlimited: All That Glitters Isn't Gold.[/url]

Bosco: Come Into My Parlor Said Knight To The Banshee.

LesterUnlimited: JUMPIIIIIiiiiing TEEEEEEE-BAAAaaaaaags!

Android: Misc.

Tree: Awww yeahhh - It's Finger Time.

Knight: Oh Noes!

LesterUnlimited: Emperor Guide My Hand.

LesterUnlimited: Death From Above!

Subatai: *fills trousers*

LesterUnlimited: TEH AWESUM:Where There's More Than A Gazillion Ways To Die, Choose One.

Bosco: TEABAGGG!!!

Bosco: Eat My Powerfist!!!

Android: Knight Does His David Copperfield Impression

Android: Ref Calls Obstuction, Free Kick To Tree.

Tree: Fidace: pour homme.

Android: The Unicorn. On Knight.

Android: Knight's Gagging For It.

[url=http://forums.edge-online.com/viewtopic.php?t=5880&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=5575]Billy: E185 Me and Alex Battling on Last Resort.

AheadbyaCentury: And Here's Some Co-Op Love, Just Because...[/url]

LesterUnlimited: Repeatedly Pwning Funk.

[url=http://forums.edge-online.com/viewtopic.php?t=5880&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=5875]LesterUnlimited: Pink

your mouth a little tomato sauce

Billy Hologram's picture

Ahhhh that's better... and we're back :D

WindupHarlequin's picture

So... anyone up for a game tonight?

The forum-judas formerly known as Peter117

The bear room: http://www.thebearandbadger.co.uk

Hulka T's picture

Not as good as the old thread if you ask me

Gremill's picture

Halo sucks, it's all, like, totally ghey pink lasers and shit. Just like this forum. Ghey pink laysors.

Because of the state of this place, we've all buggered off to www.thebearandbadger.co.uk - come and have a look around!
Blue Swirl's picture

Personally, I'm a fan of the blue.
In other news, I'm online right now. Chuck us an invite if you want to play.

{Xbox, YouTube: Blue5wirl}{Steam, Twitter, Last.fm: BlueSwirl}{3DS: 0602-6557-8477}

Diluted Dante's picture

There has been considerably less effort put into this thread than the last one. You didn't even ask if anyone was about for a game.

Regards
d.man

Gamertag - Diluted Dante PSN - Diluted Dante Final Fantasy XI (Server: Bismark) - Giles (Kingdom of San d'Oria)
Doctorb's picture

Hello
haven't been on the edge forums for longer than i can remember but the promise of a site update tempted me back. mainly playing halo on xbox and this seems like a safer bet than other parts of the internet to look for fellow players.
house sitting for my sister till friday so won't be able to get on till the weekend. mainly played doubles and swat but happy to play any game type for fun or a little more competitive.

gamertag is Dr Zack Zuss

Diluted Dante's picture

Hi mate, this is definately the place to find Halo players,

Regards
d.man

Gamertag - Diluted Dante PSN - Diluted Dante Final Fantasy XI (Server: Bismark) - Giles (Kingdom of San d'Oria)
Billy Hologram's picture

Love the new sig D. Man.

def up for some H3 games tonight.

pabloamigo's picture

so do any of you chaps still play Reach? I may be up for giving this another-nother go

Diluted Dante's picture

I think people play it inconsistently. There was a discussion between myself, Lester and Hulka about 3 and reach, and we all agreed that 3 was the better game for so many reasons.
Having said that though, Reach is still better than pretty much anything else.
Regards
d.man

Gamertag - Diluted Dante PSN - Diluted Dante Final Fantasy XI (Server: Bismark) - Giles (Kingdom of San d'Oria)
Doctorb's picture

maybe i should have mentioned that i am mainly playing Reach. I still have halo 3 and am happy to play that as well although i haven't played it for a long time.

Gold Lazuli's picture

Yay, here's to the next 1000 pages. I still enjoy playing both reach and H3 (still a lot of decent games online on it).

GT: Gold Lazuli GT2: Gombreak ---------------------
Funkstain's picture

It's no doubt been said but this design is going to take some getting used to, eh.

Anyway 14 days and counting until my return to Halo, I'm still going to be better than Lester.

I don't like this...
*hugs knees and shivers in the corner*

Hulka T's picture

Yes But in fairness, Funk, that wouldn't be hard.
To the new Dr guy, most of our g-tags are our forum names so feel free to add. We've been in need of a new Dr for some time....

Diluted Dante's picture

Oatker is regenerating?

Doc B, I think we mostly have both, so either shouldn't be too much of an issue. Iguess I can thow this out whilst we're still fresh - anyone play Wars still?

Gamertag - Diluted Dante PSN - Diluted Dante Final Fantasy XI (Server: Bismark) - Giles (Kingdom of San d'Oria)
Shyam39's picture

I'll be on tonight. Halo 3 or Halo Reach. I don't mind, planning on getting on at midnight and having a binge session until 5am. YEAH!

Doctorb's picture

Thanks for the kind messages

Will add a few of you using forum names at the weekend.

KABUKI's picture

I stopped playing Reach a few months ago. The maps didnt excite me. I'm guessing they've bulked the maps up with some DLC now?
I loved The Pit, Construct and Guardian far too much i guess.

Bashi's picture

Hello all,
I'm a long time Edge reader and thought I would take the re-design as a chance to jump in here. I'm stil playing Reach regularly - Gamertag: DeltaChimp - feel free to add me for a game. Cheers.

Billy Hologram's picture

I'm flagging Shyam's post as offensive, 12 midnight is far too late, get on at 10 dude.

Gold Lazuli's picture

'I'm flagging Shyam's post as offensive, 12 midnight is far too late, get on at 10 dude.'
I'm up for this too.

GT: Gold Lazuli GT2: Gombreak ---------------------
Hulka T's picture

Hello Starside :)

Yossarian's picture

Wow. There really are newcomers. FYI, management have promised that they'll try to make this place pleasanterer soon. Anyway, feel free to add me, my GT's Yossarian Drew, not that I get on all that much. Although I might just give it a stab now.

And no, not to the next 1,000 pages, here's to forever <3

Yossarian's picture

I'm jumping on to join Lazuli on Reach now. I'll probably be disconnected within about 20 mins, but I'll reconnect.
Get on!

Facewon's picture

I fucking new they'd make it more like a comments section. Fuck's sake. This is regression.

Meanwhile, played some mixed games yesterday. BTB is great though.

Hi.
Billy Hologram's picture

on H3 now

ParanoidAndroid's picture

I don't like this.....this is new and wierd.

Yossarian's picture

Friend requests have been sent in the direction of the new guys from me. Okay, I know we're all technically new, but, um, yeah.