They'll probably just give the Wii a new lick of paint and stick a camera in the Wiimote or something similarly daft.

And 75 millions morons will fall for their tricks all over again.

And to think that I wasn't in favour of digital distribution at one point.

That is simply too cool, but why should we non-subscribers not get one? I buy Edge every month and pay a premium for it unlike the subscribers. Boooo!

'You gamers'?

Ooooh, check out the enlightened, sophisticated trendy twenty-something homosexual Wii owner. Did you post that from your iMac whilst sitting in your immaculately furnished post modern apartment?

For your information anus, I don't have a 360 or a PS3. I find the constant stream of first/third person shooters, embarrassing 'urban' themed racing games and GTA clones to be almost as mind numbingly dull as any of the shite that seems to be slinging its way from Kyoto these past few years.

Do your pretentious self a favour and stick that Wiimote where the sun doesn't shine.

Yeah, right Reggie. You had your chance last week and made it blatantly obvious who your core audience is.

And even if I were to consider purchasing a Wii it would take something a hell of lot impressive more than The Conduit, a Mario Galaxy expansion pack and a conversion of a DS game with a tacked on 4 player mode to make me part with my pennies.

Begone you silly little man and take your daft heart pulse thingie with you!